Friday, February 22, 2013

A Friday Funny!



CAR KEYS

Several days ago, as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.

I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.

My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.

His theory is that the car will be stolen.
As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered. ( I always call him "honey" in times like these.)

"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Are you kidding' me", he barked, "I dropped you off"!!!!!!!

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal your car."

Yep it's the golden years................

  

Not me, but a great story to make us all smile!!



12 comments:

Janet O. said...

:)

Impera_Magna said...

That is hysterical! Thanks for the much needed laugh!

Raewyn said...

Grin!!!!

regan said...

I was feeling so bad for you! lol

Nancy said...

Too funny, and it really could happen.

Rhonda M said...

:D

Carrie P. said...

LOL! funny!

Betty Lou said...

That did give me a good chuckle, what did the police say?

Teresa in Music City said...

Oh that is SO hilarious! I laughed so hard my husband had to come in from the other room to see what had gotten me so tickled! Thanks for sharing :*)

Sarah said...

Oh I thought it was you! Funny story, and something I would do, and I'm nowhere near golden years. More like baby brain!

Ranch Wife said...

*Snort* I could have written that. :)

Denise :) said...

Bahahaha!!! Yeah, I could have written it, too. I am the reason that my husband got us AAA. They've broken into my car to rescue my keys on more than one occasion! :)